Joke jokes
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."