Joke jokes
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
I am the orphan joke.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.