Joke jokes
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Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!