Joke jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Funny.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!