Joke jokes
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!