Joke jokes

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?

Stand up.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.