I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Joke Jokes
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
kiibati orojo?
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
