Joke jokes

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.