Joke jokes
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.