Joke jokes

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?

Mentos.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

Runner beans.

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

Why was 6 so afraid of 7?

7 killed 6's parents.

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Let's have toast in the bath.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"