What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Joke Jokes
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
