Joke jokes
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.