Joke jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.