Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.