Joke jokes
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.