Joke jokes
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.