Joke jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.