Joke jokes
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.