Joke jokes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.