Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Joke Jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
