A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Joke Jokes
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
