Joke jokes
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"