Joke jokes
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.