Joke jokes
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.