Joke jokes
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"