Joke jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.