Joke

Joke jokes

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Dad

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Animal

*JMC*

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"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Dad

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Punchline

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

Sprite

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Joe mama

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Emo

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Roast

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Baby

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.