Joke jokes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?