Joke

Joke jokes

Dad

Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.

Cat

When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”

Ladder

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Friend

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Punch

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!

People

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Guy

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Orphan

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

Kid

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Jail

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH