Joke jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.