Joke jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.