Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
