Joke jokes
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.