Joke jokes
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
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Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.