Joke jokes
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!