Joke jokes
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!