Joke jokes
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(