Joke jokes
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.