Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Joke Jokes
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
