Joke jokes
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.