Joke jokes
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.