Joke jokes
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.