Joke jokes
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
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