Joke jokes
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.