Joke jokes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
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