Joke jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
kiibati orojo?
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.