Joke jokes
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."