What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Joke Jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
