I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Joke Jokes
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
