Joke jokes
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."