Joke jokes
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?