Joke jokes

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What's black and long?

- The line at KFC.

What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?

Cancer.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.

One time I was watching TV.

Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

Me: Omg, really?

Mom: Sike, I lied.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"