Joke jokes
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."