Joke jokes

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

What's black and long? A line at KFC.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.