Joke jokes
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I am dark humor.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."