Joke jokes

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 who?"

"You said you'd never forget!"

What makes an orphan jump?

A bridge.

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭