Joke jokes
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.