Joke jokes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.