Joke jokes
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.