Joke jokes
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"