Joke jokes

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕