What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Joke Jokes
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
