Joke jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.