Joke jokes
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.