Joke jokes
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.