Joke jokes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.