Joke jokes
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.