Joke jokes
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.