Joke jokes
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"