Joke jokes
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.