Joke jokes
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I am dark humor.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.