Joke jokes
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I am dark humor.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.