Joke jokes
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I am dark humor.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...