Joke jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."