Joke jokes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.