Joke jokes
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.