Joke jokes

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?

Nah, it's too cheesy.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."