I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Joke Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
