Joke jokes

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

What's black and long?

- The line at KFC.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!

What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?

Cancer.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.