Joke jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Tell me a joke.
My life.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?