Joke jokes
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.