Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
