Joke jokes
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.