Joke

Joke jokes

Office

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

Seven

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

9/11

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 who?"

"You said you'd never forget!"

Animal

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Phone

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Topic

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Dad

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.