Joke jokes
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.