Joke jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.