Joke jokes
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.