Joke jokes

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What's black and long?

- The line at KFC.