Joke jokes
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: ðŸ˜
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.