Joke jokes
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣