Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Joke Jokes
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
