Joke jokes
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.