Joke jokes
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.