Joke jokes
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.