Joke jokes
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
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