Joke jokes

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?

I mean, the one I fucked died.

Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

Read the next line.

Read the previous line.

Dad: I'm dying.

Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].

Dad: Really, now is not the time.

Son: I'm sorry.

Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)

Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.

Two cows were hiding.

One said: "Moooo."

The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"

Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?

A: Her dad pushed her.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.

Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!