Joke jokes
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!