Joke jokes
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.