Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Joke Jokes
You might think these jokes are plane.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
