Joke jokes
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Cunt.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
You might think these jokes are plane.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.