Joke jokes
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.