Joke jokes
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Did you?
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”