Joke

Joke jokes

Men

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

Steven Hawking

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

Ball

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

Dad

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

Robin

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

Library

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Bomb

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

Curse

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Idiot

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

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    • Son

    Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

    The boy said, "No, I don't know."

    She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

    The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

    She said to him, "No, who is she?"

    He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

    The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

    Cow

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.

    Sally

    Why can't Sally swing?

    Because she has no arms.

    Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

    Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

    Everywhere.