What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Joke Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
