Joke jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"