What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Joke Jokes
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
