Joke jokes
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What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.