Joke jokes
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.