Joke jokes
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!