Joke jokes

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

Joke: Why did the gym close down?

– It just didn’t work out.

What kind of sex do priests love?.

Nun.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt."

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Why did the teacher get arrested?

He gave the orphan homework!

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven fun over there?

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Hardest part about being a paedophile?

Fitting in.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.