Joke jokes
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...