Joke

Joke jokes

Depression

    • Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

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    Basement

    • what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

    I don't bowl.

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    Soviet Union

    • An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

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    • Blonde

    • A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"

    The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."

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    Potato

    • A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

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