Joke jokes
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.