Joke jokes
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.