Joke jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.