Joke jokes
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁