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911

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

Ban

My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Orphan

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

Priest

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

Argument

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Orphan

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

Roblox

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Frog

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

Basement

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

Life

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

Girl

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...