Joke jokes

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they can't scream "daddy!"

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

A lawn mooer.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...

They just seem so forced.