Joke jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
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