What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Joke Jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
