Joke jokes
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.