Joke jokes
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?