Joke jokes
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.