Joke jokes
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers.”
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.