Joke jokes
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker