Joke jokes
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.