What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Joke Jokes
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
