Joke jokes
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
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