Joke jokes
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!