Joke jokes
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.