Joke jokes
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.