Joke jokes
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What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!