Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Joke Jokes
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
