Joke jokes
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.