Joke jokes
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil? That's okay. There is really no point to it.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.