Joke jokes
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.