Joke jokes
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."