Joke jokes
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.