Joke jokes
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"