Joke jokes
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!