What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Joke Jokes
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
