Joke jokes
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
My fucking life, cya.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.