Joke jokes
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."