Joke jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.