Joke jokes
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.