Joke jokes
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?