Joke jokes
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
I can't think of any jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.