Joke jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
My fucking life, cya.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.