Joke jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.