Joke

Joke jokes

Misunderstanding

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

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  • Pedophile

    What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

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  • Memes

    Man

    A fat man meets a skinny man.

    The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

    And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

    School

    Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

    Fight

    What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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  • Emo

    Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

    A: Nothing! He was hung over.

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  • Similarity

    What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

    When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

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  • Letter

    When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

    At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

    'PNEIS'

    and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

    Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.