I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Joke Jokes
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
