Joke Jokes

What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”

What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The mother board."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas