Joke jokes
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Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!