Joke jokes
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.