What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
