Joke jokes
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.