Joke jokes
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
WJE iceberg
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
There is no joke.