Joke jokes
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
I have a funny joke: my life.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.