Joke jokes
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
I have a funny joke: my life.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"