Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
What is long and not hairy??
The congo line in the cancer department
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver's License says "to be continued on the back"
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar...
It was tense.
so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
