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Joke jokes

Emo people

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

Priest

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    Dad

    I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.

    He didn't show up for the rest of the year.

    Memes

    Class

    I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

    Wheelchair

    Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

    Forehead

    Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

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  • Stereotype

    Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

    Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

    Parent

    If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

    Rain

    It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

    Part

    What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

    Family comes first.

    Tense

    The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

    It was tense.

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  • Chloroform

    So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

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