Joke jokes
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.