Joke jokes
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.