Joke jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.