Joke jokes
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
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Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔