Joke jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Your joke: you.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA