Joke

Joke jokes

Sister

  • So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

    Head

  • I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

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  • Police

  • Knock, knock.

    (Who’s there?)

    It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

    Asian

  • I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.

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  • Difference

  • W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

    *runs away in tears*

    Site

  • I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.