Joke jokes

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.

Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!

1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.

2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!

3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.

4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".

She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!

Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

What do you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Please take this down, it's not funny at all!

It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.

Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?

She kept making dad jokes.

Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier

9/11 Joke?

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.

Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.

Why can’t orphans tell jokes?

Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.