Joke

Joke jokes

Difference

  • What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

    An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

    Tongue

  • I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

    Squirrel

  • Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

    A: Act like a nut.

    (Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

    God

  • You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

    Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

    Flag

  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

    I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

    Orphan

  • OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

    Shepherd

  • Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

    A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

    (I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

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