Joke

Joke jokes

Squirrel

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Sister

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Number

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

Owl

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Stop acting like an owl!

Police

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Site

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Reason

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.