Joke jokes

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

Ha ha ha.

Joke.

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

Humans. We are the joke. Retards.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

Good luck, Jake.

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

The joke is missing. Please provide the joke text.

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"

Time for double joke Tuesday.

What is a bird's favorite letter?

A C gull.

So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.

Kid: You're a dick, you know!

Me: And you're a pussy, you know?

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...

Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?

It was ran over. 🐧