Joke jokes
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
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