Joke jokes
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."