The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Joke Jokes
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
These jokes suck!
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
This isn't a joke.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Your life is the joke.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.