Joke

Joke Jokes

Mom

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Mirror

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Costume

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Orphan

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Part

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

Gas

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

Glue

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Noose

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Orphan

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Cent

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Orphan

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

Game

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Gwen

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.