Joke jokes
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
My penis is on fire.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.