Joke jokes

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

I don't have a joke about Christianity.

I don't want to get crucified.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

Ha ha ha.

Joke.

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

Humans. We are the joke. Retards.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

Good luck, Jake.

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

The joke is missing. Please provide the joke text.

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"

Time for double joke Tuesday.

What is a bird's favorite letter?

A C gull.

So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.

Kid: You're a dick, you know!

Me: And you're a pussy, you know?