Joke jokes
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
My penis is on fire.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!