Joke jokes
"Spell ICUP."
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
This is funny.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Don't bully. Lol.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.