Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Joke Jokes
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Joke
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Wanna hear a joke?
This site.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.