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If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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    • I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

    What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

    What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

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    • Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?

    It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

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    • What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

    At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

    The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

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    • A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.

    When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.

    "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.

    What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

    Fat, you get fat.

    What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

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    • Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.