Joke jokes
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Submit joke here.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!