Joke jokes
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.