Joke jokes
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.