Joke jokes
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Want to hear a joke? My life.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.