Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied đ
Joke Jokes
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
What do you call a soda canâs dad? Pop!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: âIs it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!â
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Whatâs the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.