Joke jokes
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Hi, I'm Yeff.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.