Joke jokes

Hi, I'm Yeff.

When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.

Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You!

One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.

I lied 😄

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.

What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?

"What's up?"

Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.