Joke jokes
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!