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Dinosaur's Applause

Anonymous
7 years ago

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, you smooth-brain! Dinosaurs are extinct. Dead as a doornail. No life, no clap. Duh! Bet you still think the Earth is flat, don't you?

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    • Paleontology
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