Joke jokes
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.