Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Joke Jokes
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
The joke is me.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Hi, I'm Yeff.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."