Joke jokes
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
My life, there, that was the joke.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”