Joke jokes
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.