Joke jokes
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Your joke: you.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.