Joke jokes
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
This is so damn funny!
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
These jokes make me want to die.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Boner.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.