Joke

Joke jokes

Add joke

Where did Sally go after the gunshot?

6 feet under.

*That is how deep they put the coffin...*

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

  • 5

    • Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

    Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

    I just wanted to say...

    These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

    Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

    Here are some skeleton jokes.

    You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

    If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

    I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

    I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

    I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

    I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

    I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

    Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

    Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

    Son goat: No, what?

    Dad goat: Goat meat.

    Son goat: *Gasps*

    Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

    What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

    "Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

    What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

    - One dead baby in five garbage cans.

  • 2

    • I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.