Joke jokes
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Boner.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
I am the joke.
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Your love life.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"