What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Joke Jokes
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
